Konnichiwa

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Helloooo, my name is Norledge, Nope sorry Sam and I don't have a license so I am not really welcome here However I was privileged to be born into the Norledge family and this means I can come to track days

Norledge is my brother and he is cool... Enough said...

I Have my test if 2 days so should be driving
< my car is in a picture somewhere, I call it the Purple Beast of death. It was ether that or Brian

Anyway... Hi *Insert Abuse Below*

Ohhh where to begin.

Woz said you can take his car on track on saturday if you pass.

The clio is Blue. You just dream of purple beasts.

That was witty and OMGOMGOMGOGMGOGMGOGMGOGMGOGM BBQ does he know i will inevitably crash it?

If you do that, he'll have no excuse not to go Jap. He keeps going on and on and on about buying a Jap car...

Dave-R wrote:

If you do that, he'll have no excuse not to go Jap. He keeps going on and on and on about buying a Jap car...

Ahh very true.

Sam... get on it!

So Woz going Jap all depends on Sam passing his driving test.

I may be killed but I think it may pay off in the long run

I very much doubt I will pass I Failed my mock with 17 minors, 8 serious and 1 dangerous for nearly killing a guy on a bike :S

Ohh no! now Woz isent gona let me go near his car

Guys on bikes bounce. Fact.

Norledge wrote:

Guys on bikes bounce. Fact.

Disclaimer: Built4Track in no way condones this and strongly recommends against proving this fact.

Ok.

Guys on bikes might bounce. Not scientifically proven.

Will the clio be insured on saturday?

If i pass then maybe... i found some cheep insurance for £1900

Bargain. There is room on the stand at combe... under the Disco

Welcome to the club!

Make sure you concentrate really hard on passing then...oh and a tip, avoid people on bikes I heard testers don't like cleaning up the mess!!

Wear a short skirt too.

Sams second lesson...

Just dont let your brother give you any ideas about putting a bike engine in the back. Or go near it with an angle grinder. Or drive it, work on it etc....

Adam86 wrote:

Just dont let your brother give you any ideas about putting a bike engine in the back. Or go near it with an angle grinder. Or drive it, work on it etc....

Haha, he got the car for me and so far it has a broken exhaust, doesn't go into 2nd, bumper and trim has fallen off and the battery runs out in like a few seconds. And it still hasn't left the drive!

Sam wrote:

Adam86 wrote:

Just dont let your brother give you any ideas about putting a bike engine in the back. Or go near it with an angle grinder. Or drive it, work on it etc....

Haha, he got the car for me and so far it has a broken exhaust, doesn't go into 2nd, bumper and trim has fallen off and the battery runs out in like a few seconds

Well if it was actually driven not just driven up and down the drive it'd be ok

Sam wrote:

Adam86 wrote:

Just dont let your brother give you any ideas about putting a bike engine in the back. Or go near it with an angle grinder. Or drive it, work on it etc....

Haha, he got the car for me and so far it has a broken exhaust, doesn't go into 2nd, bumper and trim has fallen off and the battery runs out in like a few seconds. And it still hasn't left the drive!

Are you sure he didn't help you pick it as he has some new insane frankenstein project in mind?!

nellers2001 wrote:

Are you sure he didn't help you pick it as he has some new insane frankenstein project in mind?!

You've only been here a month, how do you know me so well?

hang on...I thought you said can sam passenger not drive?...but sam I would trust you dearly with anything, ok maybe that bit was a lie

Welcome aboard, i'll get ready to delete all of your future posts...going off the couple of times we have met

finally i am not the newest driver

your delightful brother has a nack with cars- he got me a 205 which i passed my test in then 2 months later it died lol

Welcome, are you the brother who came to the meet last month?