Passion Wagons Tour De La Worcestershite... Includes an un-intentional Scuff hunt and RAPE! (Long write-up/photo whoring)

I got back from Sussex at 1PM gave the passion wagon a quick demon shine and headed out wherever my wheels took me...

Took some pics but my SD card was only like 300mb so couldn't take a lot and my camera broke so I couldn't delete the poopoo ones to take more so I only really photographed the start of my trip... I only did like 100 miles but it was around in circles going back on myself a lot of times.

Anyway to start.... I saw RAPE!




Look how well demon shine holds up to 100mph bug splats



It smelt funny....... So I dived in!!



Then I found the ENCHANTED WOODS OF DEATH!!! which was nice









Then I found a mound! so I drove up it Twice...



Then the Passion Wagon prevailed and "Asking for Directions" Scuff asked me for directions She was walking from broadway and needed to get to a friends house in chipping Camden... I knew where I was but had no Idea how to get to chipping camden so I just made some poopoo up trying to make me sound like I knew where it was, I did kinda know where it was in relation to Broadway but not from where I she asked where I was going I said sounding like a knob "going round taking pictures of my car and driving fast"

she then asked for a lift

Now I was chuffed because of the potential scuff but I had no idea where the fudge chipping camden was :/

So I was left driving around not saying much because I was looking for signs and poopoo... she then asked if I knew where I was going... I said no

Not happy scuff

We then tryied to find a map somewhere, Found an empty car park back in the enchanted woods to look for one of those map thingys they have, there was one but it was useless, so I got back in the car in anger, scuff was pissed too. I looked back to put on my seatbelt or something and Then I hear a scream and smash and a large bump... Oops



I drove over the massive bollards in the middle of the car park! This seamed to make scuff laugh... but I didn't, Although because my car was so freaking tall It managed to only scrape along the bottom of the sill.... Problem is I was stuck on my hanging exhaust

I now couldn't take any more pics on my camera which sucked because I wanted to take a picture of the damage... So I got my old nokia out and took some with the VGA with disastrous consequence's



HAHA!! Looked even better on the phone I think its because its stretched :/

Anyway I got scuff to put on full throttle as I pushed but it kept spinning the wheels... We both tried pushing but didn't work... So then now we are stuck in the middle of the empty ENCHANTED WOODS waiting for someone to help....

We sat and waited... Found out a lot of things about scuff... Made my move Got rejected She just turned away and we blew it off lol... awkward!

I then got pissed off from my rejection so I reversed back as far as i could go and just flowed it!! Big bang but I got over, Inspected the damage a exhaust mount had just been bent/knocked off But it was fine... Just blowing a bit more! lol

Anyway drove off... Loud noises coming from the front wheels... Ignored them and found a sign!! Chipping Camden :O Thank fudge...

Then blahh blahh blahh 10 minute drive and she was at her friends house..... Me still thinking I fucked up with the earlier rejection I didn't bother asking for her number because I knew she wasn't interested... I just wanted to go home open a cold beer, laptop and a couple of tissues (For masturbating that is, I don't cry, i'm not a girl!) anyway she wouldn't get out after I said goodbye and she said thanks for the lift... Every man knows this is the sign, So I thought fudge it i'll try again....

FTMFW! She seamed to stop quickly as soon as I went for the ninja finger... Ohh Classy scuff, anyway shes got my number bish bash bosh done... Until I saw her get out and caught a glimps of her ring finger on her right hand...

Yeah she's 30 and married

Maybe that one pic is so bad because I stretched it to the same size as the others lol when its been made for a tiny screen

PMSL class story!

LOL just another day in paradise

Rape, the passion wagon, scuff, a g-cap on the parcel shelf, and a crash all in one story... what more could anyone want from a story?!

TBH, without a Scuff shot it didn't happen.

Chris_429 wrote:

Rape, the passion wagon, scuff, a g-cap on the parcel shelf, and a crash all in one story... what more could anyone want from a story?!

A wolf? And for someone to get laid

And you missed the playboy bunny

Norledge wrote:

TBH, without a Scuff shot it didn't happen.

i'll try and get one next time. She was reluctant for me to take a shot of her on the bonnet with my VGA camera I said no-one will be able to see her blurry face anywhoooo

She has a blurry face??

Norledge wrote:

She has a blurry face??

Yeah

1 in 10 women... Its sad but she can still live her life to the full. It can become hard when they are trying to eat sometimes.

Pixel scuff?

So what happens when she signs up?

I think blurry face is a typo it's furry face it was a bloke!

Haha class!! Broadway to Chipping Camden isn't a bad run either lol.

Furry Scuff!!!

Sam this could only happen to you lmao

Adam86 wrote:

Sam this could only happen to you lmao

haha yeah trust it to happen to sam and sam only